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"Okay, you can take your blindfold off now."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Call me?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

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"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

Gates of heaven

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"