Believer Of Afterlife Mysteries Mugs

"Okay, you can take your blindfold off now."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Call me?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

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"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'