Believer-in-cloud-nine Prints

"Just ignore him. He witnessed his whole life and now he can't stop."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Whack A Soul.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

The Cheese God

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Flight nap

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

OHMIGOD!

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

An awkward fear of heights...

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.