Belief Fashionista Gifts

"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'Too dressy?'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Tank color choices.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Do-over

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Holier Than Thou

Bathing suit.

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

The Epsom Derby - Ladies Observe from the Balcony

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"