Belief Fashionista Mugs

"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Too dressy?'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Tank color choices.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

Do-over

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

Bathing suit.

Holier Than Thou

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'