Bel Canto Admirer Pillows

Gaetano Donizetti

Orchestra.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

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May all your birthday wishes come true..

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

The men of your dreams

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

Loud Chorister

Johannes Brahms

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'Some scout he is!'

Raymond Queneau

Book Shop.

Phill Jupitus

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Kim Novak caricature

'Grub's up!'

They mystery of how the pyramids were built is finally solved - ants!