Bel Canto Admirer Mugs

Gaetano Donizetti

Orchestra.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Book Me!

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

The men of your dreams

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Loud Chorister

Johannes Brahms

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

Book Shop.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

They mystery of how the pyramids were built is finally solved - ants!

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"