Behind-the-wheel Adventurer T-Shirts

"When I let out a blood curdling yell and scream 'Jesus Christ you're going to kill someone' I'd like you to apply the brakes..."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Are we broke yet?'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Bicycle Sidecar.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

Car Journey.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Suburban street.

Route 666.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

Wrong Way.

'Are we there yet?'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"Oh shut up."

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."