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"When I let out a blood curdling yell and scream 'Jesus Christ you're going to kill someone' I'd like you to apply the brakes..."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Bicycle Sidecar.

Confused drivers

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Route 666.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Suburban street.

Car Journey.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

"Oh shut up."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Are we there yet?'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."