Behind-the-scenes Guru Pillows

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

Den Furniture

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

True Story Movie

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Internet Restaurant

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

Computer tech support sacred offering

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Virtual Lap Dancing

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

robot in car

Reality TV

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''