Behind-the-scenes Admirer Pillows

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

'Hang on a minute...'

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Reality TV

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'It means, like, stop filming...'

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

Curtain call

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

Death model.

"Out? What are you, blind?"

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

Stage hand has cigars ready.