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"When it comes to consequences we find that making them watch 6 hours of the 'Antiques Roadshow' works wonders on behaviour."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I hate it when we fight."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Monkey casino study.

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"Is this your work?"

'Mind if we play through?'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

Beethoven's 10th

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

"Paul, this is Bill Dudley, our new Head of Operations. Believe it or not, Bill has some pretty unusual ideas on how to improve our gross margin."

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'

Children Influenced By Parent's Behaviour

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

He's great around dogs, but unpredictable and snappy around other people.