'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'
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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
They hated me.
"Just be yourself."
Benedict Cumberbatch
'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'
'They all want to play the star.'
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!
"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."
'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
'Hamlet'
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
Comedy Cafe
"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"
Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!
"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."
Cut!
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
Theatre Masks and Butts
Joan Hickson
"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'
"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."
Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.
Steve McQueen
'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'
'I was an egg in the Easter play.'
Jack Gleeson
Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit
"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."
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