Beetle Buff Mugs

Dung Beetle pushing the world around.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"The great thing about being a Dung-Beetle is that there is very little competition for our food..."

"Yes darling, dung beetles are edible, but you need to wash them thoroughly first. Why do you ask?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Bumble Bee

Insect extinction

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Get on with it!

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Plant Parenthood...

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Ballet Lovers

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Egg Buggy

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Poinsettia

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Waiting for plants to grow

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'He's been wanting to have his own signature end-zone dance, but this just doesn't cut it.'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."