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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Get out of my face!"

"Could you repeat that word?"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Comb Sweet Comb

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Time is HONEY

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"Move, Gary."

Happy hour.

Bees Are Social Creatures.

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Bees v Wasps

Pea

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Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.