Beer Drinkers With Cowboy Spirit Gifts

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Man...You age great!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

City centre pub.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

Unmanned drones.

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Beer Recycling Centre

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Happy hour.

Cause and Effect.

How to recognize a German tourist...

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

Man at bar: 'Drinking to forget?' Other man: 'Don't remind me!'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'If I'd know how much a pint was going to cost at this time of life, I'd have misspent my youth for a lot longer.'

"Gimme a handful of carrot sticks and a beer poured into a long wooden trough."

The Farmer's Return.