Beer Drinker Pillows

Somehow I thought it may be different up here.

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

'How obvious.'

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Fish hunting for men.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Snowmobull

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Beer Stall

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Best Before 5th Pint.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beers