Bedtime Snackers Prints

Little boy wants water in the middle of the night.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Bedside Manna.

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Mouse shopping after hours

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

Lady has a coffee break.

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'You were up four times last night.'

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Diet Enforcer

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"