Bedtime Routines Mugs

Start their bedtime routine with a smile using our witty and cozy mugs. Perfect for calming evenings and relaxing nights, these mugs bring humor and warmth to any bedtime ritual.

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'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...' mockup

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

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'Night,night,sleep tight,and hope the monsters under your bed don't bite.'

'Night,night,sleep tight,and hope the monsters under your bed don't bite.' mockup

'Night,night,sleep tight,and hope the monsters under your bed don't bite.'

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"Mind if I read a little?"

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'I came untucked.'

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'Wait, I know. G'night Danny, don't let the bed bugs bite, Danny. We regret having to raise you to level orange, Danny...'

'Wait, I know. G'night Danny, don't let the bed bugs bite, Danny. We regret having to raise you to level orange, Danny...' mockup

'Wait, I know. G'night Danny, don't let the bed bugs bite, Danny. We regret having to raise you to level orange, Danny...'

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'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.' mockup

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

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Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

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"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed." mockup

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

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'Certainly not, Philip! And calling me Babe will get you nowhere!'

'Certainly not, Philip! And calling me Babe will get you nowhere!' mockup

'Certainly not, Philip! And calling me Babe will get you nowhere!'

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"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out." mockup

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

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',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep' mockup

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

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'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.' mockup

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

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"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...." mockup

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

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"But I'm not even tir..."

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"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law." mockup

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

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"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!" mockup

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

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"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!" mockup

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

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"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!" mockup

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

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"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."

"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls." mockup

"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."

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'Thank you gungha din!'

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'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

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'And you're telling me this, why?' mockup

'And you're telling me this, why?'

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'She's tricky.'

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"If I read one sentence a night, I might finish it before I die."

"If I read one sentence a night, I might finish it before I die." mockup

"If I read one sentence a night, I might finish it before I die."

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The Force of Example.

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"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil." mockup

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

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"Sweet dreams my little tax break." mockup

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

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Please take them off

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"After the fourth reading of 'Knuffle Bunny,' Ed went 'old school'... You are getting very, very sleepy... so sleepy..."

"After the fourth reading of 'Knuffle Bunny,' Ed went 'old school'... You are getting very, very sleepy... so sleepy..." mockup

"After the fourth reading of 'Knuffle Bunny,' Ed went 'old school'... You are getting very, very sleepy... so sleepy..."

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"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed."

"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed." mockup

"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed."

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Counting Sheep

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"I have to get up early, so I'm gonna go to bed now and lay there wide awake until I would normally go to bed."

"I have to get up early, so I'm gonna go to bed now and lay there wide awake until I would normally go to bed." mockup

"I have to get up early, so I'm gonna go to bed now and lay there wide awake until I would normally go to bed."

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"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless." mockup

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

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"Can we please sign off just one night without the national anthem?"

"Can we please sign off just one night without the national anthem?" mockup

"Can we please sign off just one night without the national anthem?"

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Bedtime Routines Mugs Collection

Bedtime Routines Pillows

Discover pillows that bring both comfort and a touch of humor to your bedtime rituals—perfect for a cozy, restful night.

Bedtime Routines Prints

Browse our charming prints inspired by bedtime routines to create a soothing and whimsical bedroom atmosphere.

Bedtime Routines T-Shirts

Check out our bedtime routine t-shirts, combining comfort and humor for relaxed, peaceful evenings.