Bedtime Fashionista Pillows

'Which pair of pajamas says 'smart casual'?'

I'm having an affair so I've got to look good in bed.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Snake Dress-Up

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'Do these come in blue?'

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Sleeping masks

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

Designer Baby.

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Bedtime Reading

Bed time stories

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'

"Many, many news cycles ago..."

Bikini Between Buildings

Baby tries on jumpsuit but it is much too big.

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

Kink

'Memo to the wife...'

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'