Bedspread Whisperer Prints

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

Violin Practise

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Interactive TV news.'

Happy Violinist

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"Dunhomin"

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Don't have nightmares!

It's worse than you think, it goes down to the third floor.

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'It's agreed, Members of the board will not take certain aspects of the annual report too personally.'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

Alas, poor Yorick!

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

"I wasn't talking in my sleep. I was negotiating."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

Artist Paints Sale

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

"Good night!"