Bedroom Style Advisor T-Shirts

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Tedious Romantic.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'We'll take it!'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Football addict

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Wine Lovers

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

The trouble with memory foam beds.

"Dang it."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

"Tonight, I get the closet. I was under the bed last night and my back is killing me!"

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress... Should last for years...'

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'