Bedroom Dramatist Pillows

Performance In The Bedroom

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

A man taking a bow

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

'Hard to follow...'

The Perfect Foil

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Impartiality becomes you."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'After you with the camouflage.'

'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

Bed Fellow

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

Closing arguments.

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'Now, then -- would you prefer a speedy trial or an accurate trial.'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

"NAY!!"

'Gravity wins - again.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie