Bedroom Boomboxer Gifts

Salesman.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Hoodie Hang-out

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

King with the boom box.

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

Love in Boom

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Hip hop Santa.

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

Dali Paints His Dreams

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"Next time, Id' like the director's cut."

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

New Karma Sutra: No.1 The Begging Position.

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

80's Teen

"That's kingsize?"

"I enjoy role-playing, but do we really need the dramaturge?"

'She's my sex therapist.'

The rare and valuable Mexican breakdancing bean.

"Two minute warning..."

Back to School Specials!

Construction workers dancing: Men Workin' It.