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'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

"It's fondue night!"

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Family Sidecar

Bedouin & Breakfast.

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

"I'm your problem."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

"Yep, I agree: It's pure torture when he plays his harmonica around the campfire..."

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

"Now, I don't mean to imply anything, but some of these seem an awful lot like the Code of Hammurabi...."

M- Mouse, L- LCD.

Bad Bread

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

"They have this arrangement. He earns the money and she takes care of the house."

Fondue Heaven

"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."

'Does it mean I can move into student digs ?'

Vote yes on the open space amendment!

"I spy with my little eye something heading toward divorce."

"I'd better do my own homework from now on Dad..."

'Shush kebab.'

"Please stick on a piece of lamb, then some green pepper, then some more lamb."

'Oh no! Burning Bushisms.'

"Whoa! Turns out you're sixty-four percent douchebag, Kyle."

'Judo for Girls.'