Bedhead Aficionados Pillows

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Rapunzel in the Morning

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Beard in the Stone

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'Long shift?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Bearded Leftie.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I noticed a few browns."

The Organic

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

A stylized man in pyjamas

Two men in barber shop

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Trendies, INC

Beard fails