Becoming A Stay-at-home Mom Prints

Hassled Mother.

"Tell me a story Mommy!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Balancing work and family

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"First break since 2008."

Lockdown casserole

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Save us!'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'