Becoming A Judge Gifts

Objection very overruled.

'Let's see you reverse this, Switherton!'

'Let's save some time here -- on a scale of one to ten, how guilty would you say you are?'

'Innocent Mr Wilks? I'll be the judge of that.'

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

I love Lawyers

'Court's in recess!'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Now that's a win."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"You call this a constitution?"

Barristers

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?