Becoming A Host Mugs

"I think that before we put the flat on AirBnb we should have moved out."

Tartine

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Horn of Leftovers

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Join me for dinner?

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"We used to entertain a great deal."