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'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'We need nappies for you and nappies for me.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Feel free to take notes."

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'

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'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

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"Oh, I almost forgot, how's your new grandson?"

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

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"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

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'I'm too old to be a grandfather!'

"Mom, please take her and teach her morals, manners, and chores."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

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'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

'This whole 'grandparent' thing -- it's our parents and children conspiring against us!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

'So Grandma, you lived in the B.C. days, 'before color'?'

'It's great, they sleep most of the time: I can do whatever I want!'

"I may be getting older, but my mind is still as sharp as a...umm...one of those little pointy things!"

"Oh, Granddad's home movies are pretty boring, but the crazy machine he uses is awesome!"

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"All the other kids have grandchildren, Karl."

"We're potty training."

Tony Weller and his grandson