Becoming A Grandma Pillows

'If I married this man, I would be a grandma. . . I would be a grandma before I was a mother. . .'

Prize vegetables.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

International Women's Day

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Domestic Goddess.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Feel free to take notes."

I quilt therefore I am

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Plant Lady

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Social distancing

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather