Beauty Spell Seeker T-Shirts

Evil Perm

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Unguided imagery

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Inkwell Genie.

Emma's Unicorn

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Moon

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"Botox."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Your husband says BOO!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Witches at a cauldron.

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.