Beauty Spell Seeker T-Shirts

Evil Perm

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Unguided imagery

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Inkwell Genie.

Emma's Unicorn

Moon

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"Botox."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"Your husband says BOO!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Witches at a cauldron.

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Not now, Aladdin...'