Beauty Routine Rebel T-Shirts

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

Daily Routine

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"What's with your hair?"

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Vanity artist

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

A couple lie in bed

Red in tooth and claw.

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

RETIREMENT VOWS

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."

Family Curling Habits

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs