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"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"What's with your hair?"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Vanity artist

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Red in tooth and claw.

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

A couple lie in bed

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

RETIREMENT VOWS

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Family Curling Habits

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

'Why don't you look like Jennifer Aniston, you're the same age.'

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."

'Your chemistry grade isn't high enough for you to wear your hair that way.'

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs