Beauty Queens T-Shirts

How to take a really honest, no make-up selfie.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

A day at the races

Miss America IQ Pageant

'Have you no common scents?!'

Ladies

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

A Manicure

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

Life on Earth - Oldie catwalk.

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

"Might be a good idea to lighten up on the mascara hun'."

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

Circus Pageant

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

'Ok, ok... I'm coming but with all those CCTV camera about I like to look my best.'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'So you think a little litter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'