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'Here, try this.'

'Yet another attempt at making a decent face cream!'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Bad fake tan day.

Bad hair day!

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

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Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

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'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

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Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

"Hair spray"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

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"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Botox...'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."