Beauty Adventurers Pillows

'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Hair spray"

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

New Twenty Blades

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

"More concealer?"

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet