Beauty Ambassador Prints

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Love linked

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Are you OK hun?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

If you want to see love be love.

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Nato Membership

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Love and hate

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Teach Love

Emotional Support Dog

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

Lake City Optimist Club - Peachy/Keen.

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

Negotiations

"Last week we simultaneously deleted our Tinder profiles. So we're practically engaged now."

'Holding in your stomach won't help, sir.'

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

"When I told you to put our company logo everywhere, Tom... I didn't mean tattoos."

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."