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'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Pastries and Candy

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Goddess

Beware of the Cat.

'I had a cough at the time!'

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

'Beret Night at the Museum'

When clowns run out ammunition.

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

Ludwig von Beethoven

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

"Security was too tight to try and nick one of those Harry Potter books so we went and crashed Prince William's 21st instead."

Princess

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

Hairy Potter.

Maybe the issue isn't how the pea makes you feel,but how the person who put it there makes you feel.

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

"Mind if I shoot through?"

'Heyyy! No tongue!' (the princess and the frog)

Witches are confused why they're feeling happy.

Godot - Retard Indetermine

A planet like ours - "Unfortunately for the princess, this was a deadly poison arrow frog."