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Mr. Rabbit

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'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Pastries and Candy

Goddess

Beware of the Cat.

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

'I had a cough at the time!'

When clowns run out ammunition.

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

'Beret Night at the Museum'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

Ludwig von Beethoven

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

Princess

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

"Mind if I shoot through?"

The Princess and the Frog

'Heyyy! No tongue!' (the princess and the frog)

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

"This tastes awful! Nice work, girls."

A planet like ours - "Unfortunately for the princess, this was a deadly poison arrow frog."