Bearing Down On Style Pillows

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"We have the exact same taste."

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"You're going to fit right in here at the firm."

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

Evening Post

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

"You borrowed your sister's dresses again, Irene?"

Cow Piercing.

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

"I think my master is having a midlife crisis: he's adopted a "rapper look"! So embarassing when we go on our walk..."

'I'll tell you why I have a beard if you tell me why you shave yours off every day...'

'What about her hair? Doesn't anyone care about her hair?'

"Make it sassy, Jim."

'I don't know about you but I've always hated fancy dress parties.'

"Seriously? Like there really are fashion police?"

No Hoodies

"We look better in winter."

'Hi -- I'm Casual Friday!'

"See, mom, I've folded a crease into these sweat pants...perfectly suitable for weddings and funerals."

"I hate machine intelligence when an ATM says we've spent enough money tonight."

Conformity, Equality, Anarchy.