Bearers Of Bearings Pillows

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

The fate of the emigrant

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"It was her mothers"

King Richard I

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'Here's something you need to hear...'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

Red book

'The burden I can bear, but the constant rotation makes me dizzy.'

Wedding Rings

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

I brought food!

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

Happy cop.

"I’m your partner, not your ‘work husband.’ Especially around perps."

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

"This is heavy!"