Bearers Of Bearings Pillows

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

The fate of the emigrant

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"It was her mothers"

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

King Richard I

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'Here's something you need to hear...'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

Red book

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

'The burden I can bear, but the constant rotation makes me dizzy.'

I brought food!

Wedding Rings

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

Olympic medals are made from recycled mobile phones

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

"I’m your partner, not your ‘work husband.’ Especially around perps."

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

Happy cop.