Bearded Shenanigans Pillows

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

wattle covers

'She'll never look for me here.'

The Beard in the Stone

"Mum, I got the job!"

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Long shift?'

The Frankenstein snowman.

A stylized man in pyjamas

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Trendies, INC

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Clock Tower Shadow

Beard Wig

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

BARBER

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'Looks like you'd be perfect to work the umpire spot.'

Axes 'R' Us Store

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

A Moosetache.

"Believe me, nobody's going to care you had facial hair a hundred million years from today."

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"