Beard Oil Buff Pillows

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Baldness Facts

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage

Baby clinging to beard

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

Beard helper

A Moosetache.

Man reads magazine entitles Which Midlife Crisis?

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Betting on $80 oil price.

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor."

Wild Window Washers

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Blackbeard needed help living up to his name.

"Leave it alone, Larry...those things are loaded with saturated fat and cholesterol!"

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'

"Just a little bit off the top, please."

Mmpf Mfggle...