Beard Fanatic T-Shirts

Water skier holding on the man's beard.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Joined at the hipster.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

wattle covers

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Beard in the Stone

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Long shift?'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Bearded Leftie.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

Official Team Cap With Beard

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"I noticed a few browns."

The Organic

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"It makes you look old."

A stylized man in pyjamas

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"