Beard Aficionados T-Shirts

"If it ends up looking good on my chinny chin chin, I'll grow a full beard."

The Beard Movement

Jesus Shaves

The Ballad of Wooly Pete

Ten Seconds with Santa Claus: 'I think this will be my last year delivering presents...'

"Oh yeh! Well my dad's beard is bigger than your dad's!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Joined at the hipster.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Long shift?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Bearded Leftie.

"I noticed a few browns."

The Organic

Official Team Cap With Beard

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

A stylized man in pyjamas

"It makes you look old."

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."