Beard Care Mugs

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"I see you're into personal growth."

'I'm afraid I'm going to have to send you directly to an Ear, Nose and Beard Specialist

Man in sunlight - sun making his hair grow.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"And it was here that we reached peak beard."

"Do you remember when razors were give away?"

Baby clinging to beard

"Well yes sit, usually a bit of grey does look distinguished in a beard. . ."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Two men in barber shop

"She admired my goatee, so I admired her mustache."

"That's Rip Van Winkle?..."

"It was four forty-nine on a Wednesday evening and my five o'clock shadow as ready to pounce."

Strategic Growth.

'Growing a beard?' - 'Yes, not so much face to wash.'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Man reads magazine entitles Which Midlife Crisis?

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"It's my emotional-support beard."

"No one's going to think that's a mask."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Hair Crop Circle

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Be creative...!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Beard in the Stone

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Long shift?'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."