Beard Maintenance Mugs

man with huge beard about to fall in a hole

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Hair Crop Circle

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Joined at the hipster.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Be creative...!"

wattle covers

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Bearded Leftie.

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

The Organic

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Adult Barbershop

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"I noticed a few browns."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"It makes you look old."

Bald Man Overcomb

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.