'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'
Bear Pun Lover Mugs
Start their day with a smile! Our bear pun-themed mugs bring humor and warmth to every morning, making them a perfect gift for the pun lover who appreciates a clever twist and a cozy cup.
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Staff support"
Copycats
Zombie standup
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
"He's having a hard time finding work."
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
Cut Price
'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'
Backfire
"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'
Assault 'n' Vinegar
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
"That's it. We’re toast."
Bear Pun Lover Mugs Collection
Bear Pun Lover Pillows
Give the gift of cozy humor! Our bear pun pillows are a playful and comfortable addition to any living space.
Bear Pun Lover Prints
Brighten their walls with witty bear pun prints that celebrate humor and charm in every detail.
Bear Pun Lover T-Shirts
Discover humorous bear pun t-shirts that let your loved ones wear their wit with pride. Perfect for casual, fun-loving personalities.