Bear Humor Lovers Mugs

'I don't think so. He's in the hospital because he was mauled by a bear.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Atomic Bear: Part 13

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

You have the worst spring breath.

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

Baby Bear.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."