Bear Market Humorist Mugs

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Trickledown economics

An exaggeration of estate agents

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

Office of economic forecasting.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

"I've downsized."

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

'We buy and sell them.'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

"This is a penny stock. This is a prime stock and this is a laughing stock."

'He's chasing the market.'

"Today, the yen shot up on news it is spelled differently from the 'Yuan'."

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'