Bear Market Hibernator Pillows

'The current business climate is keeping the bears in hibernation.'

Sub-prime Bear

'Time to buy.'

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

Stock market books.

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

The Off-Season

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Stock market recession strategy.

Markets Drama

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

How to bare up in a bare market.

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

'The long winters really have an effect on Greg's mood.'

Death of a broker.

Groundhog Day