Bear Market Buffs Pillows

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

The day the stock market went UP.

Welcome Spring.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Sub-prime Bear

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Time to buy.'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

Stock market books.

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

Stock market recession strategy.

Markets Drama

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

How to bare up in a bare market.

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

Death of a broker.

"You're new around here."

I didn't know there was an annual running of the bulls through the financial district.

'The current business climate is keeping the bears in hibernation.'